Second Best

On to round 2!  The Bruins waited so long to find out who they would face in the next round that I almost considered shaving off my playoff beard.  The layoff is generally considered a mixed bag.  It gives a team time to rest and get healthy, but in the post-lockout era, teams coming off [...]

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Challenge Cup (Western Conf)

If I played for the Sharks, I would be totally pissed at the Blues right now.  Rather than getting a young, inexperienced team that wasn’t even supposed to make the playoffs, the Sharks draw Anaheim in the first round.  The Ducks are the scariest low-seed in the playoffs, because they have grit and experience, plus [...]

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Challenge Cup

It’s only right for the Bruins and Canadiens to meet in the playoffs, especially given that it’s Montreal’s centennial season. There could be no better way to end what has already been a consistently disappointing celebratory than for the Bruins to knock the Habs out of playoffs, especially if it is dominating fashion.

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Winter Solstice

The Herald is reporting that the Bruins will host the Winter Classic on New Year’s Day 2010 at Fenway.  I’m not sure how much stock to put into this report, since it is coming from the less-than-reputable newspaper’s less-than-reputable gossip columnists and is not being mentioned anywhere else.  I generally expected that Fenway would be [...]

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Malevolent Grain

Multiple Wolves in the Throne Room releases within a few months?  My excitement is piqued.  Their take on black metal is astounding, relying heavily on the buildup and descent of crushing atmosphere.  While the two tracks on the Malevolent Grain 12” are less abstract than the band’s standard fare, instead opting for a more stripped-down, [...]

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Evisceration Plague

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Not to be outdone by forbearers Napalm Death, Cannibal Corpse release what will probably hold as the best brutal death metal album of the year, Evisceration Plague.  Superficially, the album is everything one would expect – totally ripping and brutal, with great production by Erik Rutan.  If Scott Burns of Morrissound Studios was death metal’s early producer extraordinaire, Rutan should be considered the modern equivalent.  Rutan is able to capture clear sound out all instruments, even making the bass audible, in a genre that is not known for quality sound.  Better still is that he does it without sacrificing any of the music’s heaviness.  The only “noticeable” change from the band, other than pushing their musical heaviness further, is the seeming lack of gore-based lyrics, which may bother some long-time fans.  The songs are unrelenting, generally driving with a ferocious drum beat and riffs, only spiced up by the occasional sinewy, dissonant guitar solos.  It’s amazing that Cannibal Corpse is able to approach such a stoic and austere musical style with the same bravado and intensity after 20 years, but they remain unchallenged as the best at straight-ahead, pounding fast death metal.

chris @ June 15, 2009

Dear Coach’s Corner

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Now that hockey season is over, there is a lot of crap to catch-up on with the draft less than two weeks away and the start of free agency three weeks away.

The first story was the Bruins re-signing my hockey dreamboat, David Krejci.  While the Bruins are saddled with a bit of a cap-crunch, Chiarelli also made a number of smart moves with the signing.  More on page 189

chris @ June 14, 2009

Every Empire Will Fall

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Superseding “Cookies ist Krieg,” this may be the best black metal YouTube video ever.  A dude in corpsepaint skateboarding through London, flashing invisible oranges at unsuspecting children and tourists and then tearing pages out of the bible with his teeth.  No matter how many times I watch it, it remains freaking hilarious.

chris @ June 8, 2009

Pure Air

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Understandably, Anneke van Giersbergen has spent the better part of the last 18 months touring to promote her post- The Gathering project, Agua de Annique.  I instantly fell in love with their debut, Air, and have only grown more fond of it over time.  Rather than make fans wait while trying to build their name touring, the band(or just Anneke, I believe) has released Pure Air, an acoustic album containing a few re-worked versions of songs from Air, a few collaborations with some famous friends, and a bunch of covers. More on page 180

chris @ May 5, 2009